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missusdowney:

Are we not gonna talk about this? [link]

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the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

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dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

posted 1 week ago with 244,379 notes
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barack-obottm:

meanwhile at coachella

barack-obottm:

meanwhile at coachella

posted 1 week ago with 2,031 notes
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fallingoverdaisies:

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

This is the cutest and I love it so much

posted 1 week ago with 719,728 notes
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dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

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alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

posted 1 week ago with 524,500 notes
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marlon4ever:

Right Marlon!

some people dont understand that a legend live forever…

But Moonwalkers & Jacksons fans do know ! :)

posted 1 week ago with 267 notes
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bagelstrangle:

deadlymilkhotel:

bagelstrangle:

bagelstrangle:

i bet none of you know about the shooting in the jewish community center in kansas today on the eve of passover

another story on the matter

Not to mention the shooter was heard yelling “heil Hitler” and CNN had the nerve to claim the shooter’s motive was “unclear”

posted 1 week ago with 7,400 notes
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swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

posted 1 week ago with 520,213 notes
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alexandraelle:

thedomesticcurl:

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:








Remember when Obama brought them home?



This post got so much better

Welpy mcWelpington.

Thanks. #CarryOn

alexandraelle:

thedomesticcurl:

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:

Remember when Obama brought them home?

This post got so much better

Welpy mcWelpington.

Thanks. #CarryOn

posted 1 week ago with 252,748 notes
via: grandtheftami · source: dieselsanddaisydukes

liam and niall abusing eachother during an interview x

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

posted 1 week ago with 176,125 notes
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